12”x12” Original “Dinner With Albert Fish”

$300.00

🍽️ Dinner With Albert Fish

12” x 12” Original Acrylic Painting on Canvas
“The table was set. The appetite was… unusual.”

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“He asked if I liked lamb.
I said no.
He smiled and said, ‘That’s alright — we’re not eating lamb tonight.’”

What does it mean to dine with the devil?
This piece imagines the intimate horror — not of the crime scene,
but the quiet moment just before.

A young guest sits poised, resigned.
Her severed head rests gently on a fine china platter,
her glassy eyes trained on nothing, or perhaps — on you.

Behind her, a prideful memento: Albert Fish’s infamous pelvic X-ray.
Twenty-nine needles embedded in flesh,
displayed like fine silverware.
Because no good host forgets the décor.

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🕯️ THE DETAILS:
• 12” x 12” original canvas painting
• Acrylic on stretched canvas, unframed
• Monochrome palette with emphasis on mood & macabre storytelling
• Finished in satin varnish
• Certificate of Authenticity & Proof of Purchase included
• Comes pre-haunted (spirit not included, but you might attract one)

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Hang it in the kitchen, the dining room, or your own private oubliette.
Perfect for true crime collectors, morbid romantics, and those with an appetite for discomfort.

-Tonight’s special, is you.

12”x12” Original “Dinner With Albert Fish”