10" Round Plaque "Captain Spaulding"

🩸CAPTAIN SPAULDING’S OFFICIAL SOUVENIR PLAQUE 🩸
From the Museum of Monsters and Madmen – Accept No Imitations

“Well well well, look what crawled outta the corn syrup. You’ve got taste, freak—‘cause what you’re lookin’ at is an officially unauthorized, hand-painted shrine to yours truly: Captain Spaulding, in all my twisted, grinning, grease-slicked glory.

10 inches of pure, pulsating nightmare—sealed in acrylic and bad intentions. That hypnotic spiral? That’s not just for show. It’s a gateway to the Museum. You stare long enough, I might just pull you in.

The finger? That’s for the critics. The teeth? Realistic enough to smell the rot. And the lettering? Custom-brushed, no stencils, just sweat, caffeine, and probably a little human bone dust in the paint.

Hang it in your hallway, your haunted kitchen, or your panic room. Anywhere folks should know they’ve entered hostile territory. This ain’t just art—it’s a warning sign with a smile.

So go ahead, buy the plaque.
Bring home a piece of the madness.
And remember: the fried chicken’s to die for… but the ride never ends.”

“If you’re gonna scream… scream with style.”
-Captain Spaulding.