10" Wood Plaque "Art the Clown"

Art the Clown: The Worst Roommate You’ll Ever Hang

10” Hand-Painted Wooden Wall Plaque

Looking for something to spice up your décor with a little blood, teeth, and pure chaotic evil? Meet Art the Clown, captured in all his toothy, gore-glazed glory on this 10” hand-painted wooden plaque. Because nothing says home sweet home like the silent stare of a homicidal mime clown holding a rusty horn—and murder in his heart.

Lovingly (and maybe a little disturbingly) painted in acrylics, this piece is sealed to protect all that grimy detail: the cracked makeup, the predator grin, the kind of teeth you only get from chewing on victims instead of vegetables.

10" round plaque with a front-row seat to the slaughter

Original, hand-painted acrylic artwork—no prints, no filters, just fear

Hanging hardware pre-installed—because thumbtacks won't stop Art

Comes with Certificate of Authenticity and proof of purchase, in case you want to explain yourself to your therapist later

Warning: May cause guests to laugh uncomfortably, cry slightly, or suddenly remember a dentist appointment.

You don’t hang Art on your wall. You invite him in.